ZOË ISN'T AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, DIAL 1. FOR INFORMATION ON HOW YOU CAN BUY COPIES OF HER NOVEL AIR KISSES FOR PRETTY MUCH EVERY PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET, DIAL 2. TO FIND OUT WHERE EXACTLY IN HAWAII HANNAH VOMITED, DIAL 3. TO SEE WHAT ZOË DOES WHEN SHE'S NOT CREATING PULITZER-WORTHY LITERARY MASTERPIECES, DIAL 4. TO SEE IF YOU ARE ELIGIBLE FOR TWO PRETENTIOUS DOTS OVER YOUR NAME, DIAL 5. TO ORDER SOME BROCCOLI AND CHICKEN FORTONIGHT'S STIR FRY, DIAL 6. TO SNIFF AROUND ZOË'S BLOG, DIAL 7. TO BUY A SMALL, PLAYFUL PONY CALLED APPLES, DIAL 8.THANK YOU FOR CALLING, AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.